Q: Where’d you get that pizza?
A: Right next door - “Liberta”.
Q: Are you heading downtown?
A: Not really, but I can drop you off at 59th St.
Q: Do you have a website?
A: Yes, I do - www.moodymccarthy.com.
Q: Who did it for you?
A: An upstate comic pal named Matt Rohr, who is my inspiration. He’s the Bernie Taupin to my Elton John. We bonded because “Matt” is my government name.
Q: Are you gay?
A: No, but I am attracted to Serena Williams.
Q: Are you from Boston?
A: No - I’m from Syracuse, NY.
Q: I thought you were from Boston?
Nope - upstate.
Q: Why did I think you were from Boston?
Dunno. Maybe the Irish name & the beer in my hand? Or because I use the word “wicked”. Or because I’m pals with Beantown legend Jon Fisch.
Q: Is there a way to get rid of all the automated options at the end of my cell phone’s OGM?
A: Yes, there is.
Q: Why can’t I get the video on your site to play?
A: Because you’re not on a computer. Or you’re poor. Or both.
Q: What ice cream flavor would you say was underrated?
Q: Are you Mike’s brother?
A: Yes - how do you know him?
Q: I played basketball against him - he‘s a big dude.
A: I know. He’s a twin, too.
Q: You’re a twin?
A: No - he has a twin - who is also my brother - but I’m not Mike’s twin. I’m not Mike’s twin’s twin either.
Q: How long have you been doing comedy?
A: So long it’s more depressing than impressive.
Q: Who are your favorite comics?
A: There are a ton of people I admire. Off the top of my head, if you get a chance, I’d recommend seeing Jim Gaffigan, Wanda Sykes, Mitch Hedberg, Ted Alexandro, Dom Irrera, and Brian Regan.